Anna and Her Baby

Anna Nicole Smith died! I couldn't believe it when I was told Thursday at work by a manger that has a habit of making jokes. Not necessarily jokes about death, but you get my meaning. It came as a total shock that she was dead after losing her son and giving birth to her daughter just five months prior.

Even more shocking and telling, just hours before her death, Rosie O'Donnell decided to rant about Anna Nicole Smith on The View saying,

"If I have to see Anna Nicole Smith one more time on television, one more time, that woman and her paternity tests and she can hardly even speak now. She can't even speak. It's a tragedy all around. Her son died. She has this little baby. There's obviously some kind of medication or substance involved."

Rosie O'Donnell has a keen sense of tragedy that she can anticipate when it would least benefit her career to go off on a tangent. Honestly, whom can she possibly defame and kill next?

Above that, the question of who is the father of her five-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. Is it Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead or Prince Frederick von Anhalt (aka Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband)? Whoever it may be, that is going to be one rich daddy.

There are tons of questions that still need answering. I can't wait to see how this modern-day Marilyn Monroe mystery unfolds.